OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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