we have pet lesbian snakes
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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