if you like me you must not know who I am
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
17 year olds will be the death of me.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
