is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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