Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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