just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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