when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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