quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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