your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.