lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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