i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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