she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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