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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up

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  i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one

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  ravioli

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh

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• (925): View more from California

  I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.

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• (510): View more from California

  You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.

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• (916): View more from California

  There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE

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• (310): View more from California

  You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!

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  I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today

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