I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
try to milk me bitch
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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