I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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