Porn is love you can see.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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