fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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