dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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