I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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