Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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