I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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