Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Randomize
