If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Help. Why am I so naked?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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