eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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