Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
