Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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