Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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