Say something about gay babies.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Is it because I queefed?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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