doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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