if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
