One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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