I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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