During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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