Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
as a side note pls kill me
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