I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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