Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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