I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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