Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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