Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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