The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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