explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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