its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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