What should our trivia night team be named?
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At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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