New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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