The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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