? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
is it fun? or sober?
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