This girl is more easily done than said...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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