ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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