Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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