i may or may not be watching the land before time
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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