I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
More tranny stories later!
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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