you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
im holly from the hills drunk
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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