I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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