how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Who died my cat blue again?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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