The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
