Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
