Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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